Funny Birthday Wishes Quotes - Page 2

• If you're not getting older, you're dead.

  Tom Petty

  Funny Birthday, Funny Happy Birthday, Getting Older

  "The Tavis Smiley Show", www.pbs.org. June 15, 2010.

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• The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

  Herbert V. Prochnow

  Love, Funny, Relationship

  Herbert V. Prochnow (1994). “1000 Stories and Illustrations for All Occasions”, Baker Publishing Group

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• With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.

  William Shakespeare

  Birthday, Happiness, Being Happy

  1596-7 Graziano toAntonio.TheMerchant ofVenice, act1, sc.1, l.79-80.

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• A birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love. Age is just a state of mind, and you are as old as you think you are. You have to count your blessings and be happy.

  Abhishek Bachchan

  Happy Birthday, Funny Birthday, Thinking

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• Time and tide wait for no man.

  Geoffrey Chaucer

  Inspirational, Birthday, Time

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• Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

  Mary Schmich

  Funny, Birthday, Knowledge

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• If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.

  Anthony

  Birthday, People, Looks

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• If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.

  Jim Eason

  Inspirational, Motivational, Birthday

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