Funny Best Friend Quotes - Page 2

• My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.

  Henry Ford

  Inspirational, Friendship, Best Friend

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• There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate

  Unknown

  Friendship, Cute Relationship, Real Friends

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• Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

  Jon Foreman

  Funny Friendship, Cute Friendship, Best Friendship

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• Between friends differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality.

  W. H. Auden

  Funny Friendship, Differences, Taste

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• In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends.

  John Churton Collins

  Love, Friendship, Atheist

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• Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.

  Anne Morrow Lindbergh

  Funny, Friendship, Football

  Anne Morrow Lindbergh (1974). “Locked rooms and open doors”, Not Avail

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• It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?

  A. A. Milne

  Friendship, Teacher, Fun

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• Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.

  Otto von Bismarck

  Friendship, Funny Friend, Love Is

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• You Too? I thought I was the only one.

  C. S. Lewis

  Friendship, Real Friends, Funny Friend

  C. S. Lewis (1971). “The Four Loves”, p.77, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

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• A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, my world.

  Leo Buscaglia

  Inspirational, Best Friend, Friendship

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• Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.

  Edwin Arlington Robinson

  Friendship, Book, Funny Friend

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• A true friend is one who overlooks your failures
  and tolerates your success.

  Doug Larson

  Funny, Friendship, Patience

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• The only way to have a friend is to be one.

  Ralph Waldo Emerson

  Inspirational, Friendship, True Friend

  Essays "Friendship" (1841)

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• The best time to make friends is
  before you need them.

  Ethel Barrymore

  Friendship, True Friend, Real Friends

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• If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.

  A. A. Milne

  Love, Friendship, Birthday

  "Winnie-the-Pooh: The House at Pooh Corner". Book by A. A. Milne, 1928.

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• Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

  Mark Twain

  Funny, Life, Friendship

  Mark Twain (2015). “Bite-Size Twain: Wit and Wisdom from the Literary Legend”, p.28, St. Martin's Press

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• I have lost friends, some by death...others by sheer inability to cross the street.

  Virginia Woolf

  Funny, Friendship, Death

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• There's not a word yet, for old friends who've just met.

  Jim Henson

  Friendship, Best Friend, Real Friends

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• Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Friendship, Education

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo.

  Oprah Winfrey

  Friendship, Success, Inspirational Love

  Oprah Winfrey, Janet Lowe (1998). “Oprah Winfrey speaks: insight from the world's most influential voice”, John Wiley & Sons

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• Oooh I get by with a little help from my friends.

  Joe Cocker

  Friendship, Best Friend, Song

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• No friendship is an accident.

  O. Henry

  Friendship, Inspiring, Real Friends

  O. Henry (2015). “Heart of the West”, p.21, Booklassic

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• One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.

  George Carlin

  Friendship, True Friend, Funny Friend

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• There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.

  Sylvia Plath

  Friendship, Inspiring, Real Friends

  Sylvia Plath (2016). “The Bell Jar”, p.24, Hamilton Books

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