Feng Shui Quotes

• I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best.

  Phyllis Diller

  Philosophy, Buddhism, Meditation

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• I once drew a picture of Jack Nicholson in The Shining. But I put it away
  after a Feng Shui expert told me about the bad vibes

  David James

  Bad Vibes, Shining, Experts

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• You don't have to believe in Feng Shui for it to work. I just know it brings me money.

  Donald Trump

  Believe, Knows

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• I dont rely on feng shui. I believe hard work brings us good luck and success.

  John Gokongwei

  Believe, Hard Work, Good Luck

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• I don't really get into architecture in the hotel room. But maybe a little Feng Shui here and there.

  Drew Barrymore

  Here And There, Littles, Rooms

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• I don't have to believe in Feng Shui, I do it because it makes me money.

  Donald Trump

  Money, Believe, Belive

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• I would guess that it might have made a difference. It certainly didn't hurt us in any way. Feng shui creates a balance that I believe adds to the comfort zone of rooms and space, and that is felt by guests and residents.

  Donald Trump

  Hurt, Business, Believe

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• My view on feng shui: don’t put your bed in front of the door because you won’t get in.

  Jonas Eriksson

  Doors, Views, Bed

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• Traditionally games never used professional writers to create their narrative, so there's definitely a residual feeling that hiring a proper writer is somewhat of a luxury, rather than a necessity. Like a feng shui consultant.

  Rhianna Pratchett

  Games, Luxury, Feelings

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• I am when the Chinese, who know everything, build a house, they consult the precepts of an ancient science, Feng Shui, which tells them exactly how, when, and where the work must be done, and so brings good fortune to the home forever.

  Jan Morris

  Home, House, Forever

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• He was a specialist in Feng Shui; that is to say, he was consulted as to the correct ubication and orientation of houses and temples, in relation to the spirits of wind and water.

  Daniele Vare

  Wind, Water, House

  Daniele Varè (1954). “Novels of Yen-Ching”

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• Have you ever heard of feng shui? (Randy) Yeah. It’s the ‘put the mirror on your door and sleep in the right direction’ bullshit. (Steele)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Sleep, Mirrors, Doors

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2005). “Bad Attitude”, p.149, Simon and Schuster

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• As with many other folk beliefs, 'feng-shui' undoubtedly incorporates some scientifically correct observation or received wisdom based on direct experience of natural phenomena; but it needs to be dealt with skeptically as a credible system of thought. Some feng-shui prescriptions can certainly lead to desirable results.

  Martin Filler

  Needs, Belief, Natural

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• The will and self are ultimately dynamic, they are their actions. This energy can be trained and directed, tuned like an orchestra. It is not a matter of a "rational interior" that poses a problem for a decorator, rather a feng-shui intelligence is called for that orients the "house" to the flow of life that takes place in it (I rather suspect this is turned on its head in most cases of feng-shui, i.e. Americans capitulate once again to "experts").

  Kenny Smith

  Philosophy, Self, House

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• sensitive," I tried. Sam translated, "squishy." "creative." "Dangerously Emo." "thoughtful." Feng shui.

  Maggie Stiefvater

  Emo, Thoughtful, Creative

  Maggie Stiefvater (2011). “Shiver Trilogy (Shiver, Linger, Forever)”, p.154, Scholastic Inc.

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• The Chinese say that you should never, ever buy a used desk unless you know the history of it. They claim that if it belonged to a bad businessman, his karma will befall you. This one here belonged to President Kennedy. So what do you think that means? (Randy) I don’t know, but if I were you, I wouldn’t ride through Dallas in a convertible in November. Bad feng shui. (Steele)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Karma, Mean, Thinking

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2005). “Bad Attitude”, p.149, Simon and Schuster

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• How do you get 'feng shui' out of 'thoughtful'?

  Maggie Stiefvater

  Thoughtful, Shiver

  Maggie Stiefvater (2011). “Shiver Trilogy (Shiver, Linger, Forever)”, p.154, Scholastic Inc.

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• Sam:"Okay, what words would you use then?" I leaned back in the seat, thinking, as Sam looked at me doubtfully. He was right to look doubtful. My head didn't work with words very well- at least not in this abstract, descriptive sort of way. Grace:"Sensitive" I tried. Sam translated: "Squishy" Grace:"Creative" Sam:"Dangerously emo" Grace:"Thoughtful" Sam:"Feng shui." I laughed so hard I snorted. Grace:"How did you get feng shui out of thoughtful?" Sam:"You know, because in feng shui, you arrange funiture and plants and stuff in thoughtful ways.

  Maggie Stiefvater

  Emo, Thoughtful, Thinking

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