Fake Quotes - Page 39

• Fake it till you make it actually worked.

  Gayle Forman

  Gayle Forman (2009). “If I Stay”, p.49, Penguin

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• Sometimes I think that love is one big fairy tale. I wonder if people who say they are in love, if – really – they’ve just talked themselves into it. They want it so badly, they kind of make it happen. They fake it until they start believing their own story. Maybe that’s just sour grapes or something. Maybe because it doesn’t happen to me, I don’t want to think it happens to anyone else.

  Elizabeth Chandler

  Believe, Thinking, Love Is

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• Taylor clapped three times for attention. "Ladies! Ladies! My stars! That's enough. Now. We all know Miss Arkansas's girls are fake, Miss Ohio's easier than making cereal, and Miss Montana's dress is something my blind meemaw would wear to bingo night." - "Beauty Queens

  Libba Bray

  Girl, Stars, Queens

  Libba Bray (2011). “Beauty Queens”, p.113, Scholastic Inc.

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• When does a fake Mohawk become a real Mohawk? Who decides? How do you know if it's happened?

  Jennifer Egan

  Real, Doe, Mohawks

  Jennifer Egan (2010). “A Visit from the Goon Squad”, p.35, Anchor

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• Oh, he is cute!” Shane said in a fake girly voice. “Gee, maybe we can ask him out!” “Shut up, you weasel. Claire, hit him!

  Rachel Caine

  Cute, Girly, Voice

  Rachel Caine (2010). “Kiss of Death: The Morganville Vampires”, p.84, Penguin

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• Even the human race can't claim to be natural anymore. We are fake, dying things. How fitting that I would end up in this sham of a marriage.

  Lauren DeStefano

  Race, Dying, Natural

  Lauren DeStefano (2011). “Wither”, p.119, Simon and Schuster

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• A smile is the best way to get away with trouble even if it’s a fake one.

  Masashi Kishimoto

  Smile, Way, Trouble

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• I’m avampire. I havesecret powers ,” he said with a full-on fake Transylvanian accent, which he dropped to say, “Actually, your mom let me in.

  Rachel Caine

  Mom, Accents, Said

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• Obviously a fake Kyp. You distract him. I'll shoot him under the table." Han (to Leia)

  Aaron Allston

  Tables, Leia

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• incessant adj. The doubts. You had to save me from my constant doubts. That deep-seeded feeling that I wasn't good enough for anything I was a fake at my job I wasn't your equal my friends would forget me if I moved away for a month. It wasn't as easy as hearing voices nobody was telling me this. It was just something I knew. Everyone else was playing along but I was sure that one day they would all stop.

  David Levithan

  Jobs, Voice, Feelings

  David Levithan (2011). “The Lover's Dictionary: A Novel”, p.113, Macmillan

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• New Rule: Stop asking Miss USA contestants if they believe in evolution. It’s not their field. It’s like asking Stephen Hawking if he believes in hair scrunchies. Here’s what they know about: spray tans, fake boobs and baton twirling. Here’s what they don’t know about: everything else. If I cared about the uninformed opinions of some ditsy beauty queen, I’d join the Tea Party.

  Bill Maher

  Queens, Party, Believe

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• Shock is shock. Your body goes into shock, regardless of it being real blood or fake blood. The mind sends powerful messages to all the various glands and secretions in the body. It's impossible trying to act it; it just happens. It's a very important question: no acting.

  Ben Kingsley

  Powerful, Real, Blood

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• Standing in front of a fake mountain with fake snow falling and seven girls dressed as Santarettes will stay in my memory.

  Bill Nighy

  Girl, Memories, Fall

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• Winning isn't everything to me, but it's a close second. Losing isn't something that I can just brush off and fake a smile to hide my frustration. It's that will and determination that I hope will get me where I want to go.

  Dale Earnhardt, Jr.

  Determination, Frustration, Winning

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• All Satan's Apples Have Worms. I do not deny that the Devil has some pretty apples; I just say that all of them are fakes and that after you bite into them, you will find they have worms. All Satan's apples have worms.

  John R. Rice

  Christian, Apples, Devil

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• In order for me to achieve... I had to regard myself greater than what I was. In other words I had to fake it until I make it.

  Mike Tyson

  Order, Mma, Achieve

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• As an actor it's always easier to shave or cut your hair for a role, but it's hard to put fake hair on or grow hair for a role.

  Chris Pratt

  Cutting, Hair, Roles

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• I don't watch reality TV much, but sometimes I'll be on the E! channel and see that show "Total Divas", about female wrestlers. It's like, fake tits are de rigueur. Nose jobs are de rigueur. Exaggerated asses are de rigueur. Twerking is de rigueur.

  Courtney Love

  Jobs, Reality, Twerking

  Interview with Jenn Pelly, pitchfork.com. May 1, 2014.

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• The Book of Mormon is no fake. I know what I know. I have seen what I have seen and I have heard what I have heard. I have seen the gold plates from which the Book of Mormon is written. An angel appeared to me and others and testified to the truthfulness of the record, and had I been willing to have perjured myself and sworn falsely to the testimony I now bear I could have been a rich man, but I could not have testified other than I have done and am now doing for these things are true.

  Martin Harris

  Book, Angel, Men

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• Some people thought Theophilus was a fake name. Whatever.

  Theophilus London

  Names, People

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• Justice is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake the character of men as you cannot fake the character of nature, that you must judge all men as conscientiously as you judge inanimate objects, with the same respect for truth, with the same incorruptible vision, by as pure and as rational a process of identification-that every man must be judged for what he is and treated accordingly.

  John Galt

  Character, Men, Justice

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• I hate the concept of the clog! It's fake, it's ugly, and it's not even comfortable! And I hate the whole concept of comfort! It's like when people say, 'Well, we're not really in love, but we're in a comfortable relationship.' You're abandoning a lot of ideas when you are too into comfort. 'Comfy'-that's one of the worst words! I just picture a woman feeling bad, with a big bottle of alcohol, really puffy. It's really depressing, but she likes her life because she has comfortable clogs.

  Christian Louboutin

  Depressing, Hate, Ideas

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• For those that have said I seemed dickish to some of the nuttier guests on Joe Rogan Questions Everything - guilty as charged. As the season wore on I lost my patience with some of those folks unfortunately. I think I overdosed on ridiculous/likely fake stories. I certainly learned a lot about the kind of people that invest a large portion of their life on fringe subjects - they're all white. I think there's something interesting about the subjects, (UFOS, etc) but the study of them has often been overrun by silly thinking.

  Joe Rogan

  Silly, Thinking, White

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• The Last American Man by Elizabeth Gilbert... I don't live inside buildings because buildings are dead places where nothing grows, where water doesn't flow, and where life stops. I don't want to live in a dead place. People say that I don't live in a real world, but it's modern Americans who live in a fake world, because they have stepped outside the natural circle of life.

  Eustace Conway

  Real, Men, Fake World

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• Those are the murderers of art who are sitting on the top wearing crowns of fake intelligence. Let me bring them down with the power of my art, without delaying the matter further.

  Jeet Aulakh

  Art, Sitting, Crowns

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