Don't Mess With Me Quotes

• Don't mess with me! I'm a black-belt!

  Michael Rooker

  Black, Don't Mess With Me, Belts

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• The best thing I have is the knife from Fatal Attraction. I hung it in my kitchen. It's my way of saying, Don't mess with me.

  Glenn Close

  Knives, Kitchen, Way

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• Don't mess with me, Calvin. You'll only get hurt.

  Susan Elizabeth Phillips

  Hurt, Don't Mess With Me, Mess With Me

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• Don't mess with me, man, I'm a lawyer!

  Robin Williams

  Men, Hook, Lawyer

  "Fictional character: Peter Banning". "Hook", www.imdb.com. 1991.

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• Which way did they go, Peeves?" Filch was saying. "Quick, tell me." "Say 'please.'" "Don't mess with me, Peeves, now where did they go?" "Shan't say nothing if you don't say please," said Peeves in his annoying singsong voice. "All right- PLEASE." "NOTHING! Ha haaa! Told you I wouldn't say nothing if you didn't say please! Ha ha! Haaaaaa!" And they heard the sound of Peeves whooshing away and Filch cursing in rage.

  J. K. Rowling

  Voice, Sound, Way

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• Don't mess with me, lady. I've been drinking with skeletons.

  Mike Mignola

  Drinking, Skeletons, Don't Mess With Me

  John Arcudi, Mike Mignola (2011). “B.P.R.D.: The Black Flame #2”, p.1, Dark Horse Comics (Single Issues)

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• Mr. Green Sweater looks normal, but his wingman looks hard-core bad boy,” said Vee. “Emits a certain don’t-mess-with-me signal. Tell me he doesn’t look like Dracula’s spawn. Tell me I’m imagining things.

  Becca Fitzpatrick

  Boys, Sweaters, Looks

  Becca Fitzpatrick (2012). “The Complete Hush, Hush Saga: Hush, Hush; Crescendo; Silence; Finale”, p.59, Simon and Schuster

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• Menoeceus is a great name. (Astrid) For an old man or a feminine hygiene product. Not for my son. And next time I get to name the kid and it won’t be something that sounds like meningitis. (Zarek) You keep that up and next time you’ll be the one birthing it, and don’t mess with me, bucko, I have connections in that department. A pregnant man is not an impossibility in my neighborhood. (Astrid)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Kids, Son, Men

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• I think Nina Simone has had an amazing journey. She was spicy and she had attitude and she didn't care, she wanted her money in a paper bag and don't mess with me and I've been doing some research on that so.

  Nia Long

  Attitude, Thinking, Journey

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I am a woman who is a granddaughter of a lady who used to be beaten on the head by her husband, of a mother who went through hell because she was divorced and had to bring up these kids. And I can take 10 men out to lunch and pay the bill, and nobody even thinks twice about it. So don’t mess with me.

  Arundhati Roy

  Mother, Husband, Kids

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