Dog Bite Quotes

• Don't let the same dog bite you twice.

  Chuck Berry

  Dog, African American, Musician

  Chuck Berry (1987). “Chuck Berry: The Autobiography”, Random House Value Publishing

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  What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.

  Dwight D. Eisenhower

  Inspirational, Life, Basketball

  Eisenhower, Dwight D. (1959). “Public Papers of the Presidents of the United States: Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1958”, p.135, Best Books on

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• If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.

  Mark Twain

  Funny, Inspiring, Thankful

  Pudd'nhead Wilson ch. 16, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar" (1894)

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• When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news.

  Charles A. Dana

  Funny, Dog, Men

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• Bite us once, shame on the dog; bite us repeatedly, shame on us for allowing it.

  Phyllis Schlafly

  Dog, Shame, Bites

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• It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

  Mark Twain

  Inspirational, Funny, Motivational

  Mark Twain (2014). “Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist”, p.53, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.

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• Little dogs bite more than big dogs but they get away with it.

  Cesar Millan

  Dog, Littles, Bigs

  Interview with Jerry Nunn, chicago.gopride.com. October 8, 2016.

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• Dogs never bite me. Just humans.

  Marilyn Monroe

  Inspirational, Dog, Animal

  "Music for Chameleons (A Beautiful Child)". Book by Truman Capote, 1980.

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• Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.

  Sigmund Freud

  Cute, Dog, Hate

  Sigmund Freud (1992). “The Diary of Sigmund Freud 1929-1939: A Record of the Final Decade”

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• The man recovered of the bite, The dog it was that died.

  Oliver Goldsmith

  Dog, Men, Poison

  "An Elegy on the Death of a Mad Dog" l. 29 (1766)

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• People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.

  August Strindberg

  Funny, Dog, Humor

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• When the dog bites, when the bee stings, when I'm feeling sad, I simply remember my favorite things and then I don't feel so bad.

  Oscar Hammerstein II

  Dog, Feelings, Feeling Sad

  "My Favorite Things" (song) (1959)

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• Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.

  Diogenes

  Dog, Order, Enemy

  "Anthology (Book 3)". Book by Joannes Stobaeus, 1536.

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• The remedy for thirst? It is the opposite of the one for a dog bite: run always after a dog, he'll never bite you; drink always before thirst, and it will never overtake you.

  Francois Rabelais

  Running, Dog, Opposites

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• Some philosophers can't bear to say simple things, like "Suppose a dog bites a man." They feel obliged instead to say, "Suppose a dog d bites a man m at time t," thereby demonstrating their unshakable commitment to logical rigor, even though they don't go on to manipulate any formulae involving d, m, and t.

  Daniel Dennett

  Dog, Commitment, Simple

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• Journalists say that when a dog bites a man, that is not news, but when a man bites a dog, that is news ... Thanks to the mathematics of combinatorics, we will never run out of news.

  Steven Pinker

  Running, Dog, Men

  Steven Pinker (2009). “How the Mind Works”, p.118, W. W. Norton & Company

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• In the future, airplanes will be flown by a dog and a pilot. And the dog's job will be to make sure that if the pilot tries to touch any of the buttons, the dog bites him.

  Scott Adams

  Dog, Jobs, Airplane

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