Demented Quotes - Page 4

• It was an emergency!" Seth blurted. "Read my lips - emergency reading - not some demented idea of fun. If I was starving, I would eat asparagus. If somebody held a gun to my head, I would watch a soap opera. And to save Fablehaven, I would read a book, okay, are you happy?" You had best be careful, Seth," Grandma warned. "The love of reading can be contagious." I just lost my appetite," he declared.

  Brandon Mull

  Fun, Book, Grandma

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• He was transfixed at the sight of the lords and ladies of his realm running about like demented chickens.

  Jonathan Stroud

  Running, Sight, Lords And Ladies

  "The Amulet of Samarkand (The Bartimaeus Trilogy, Book 1)". Book by Jonathan Stroud, September 30, 2003.

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• Not Magnus himself, who was more of a cross between a panther and a demented elf.

  Cassandra Clare

  Panthers, Crosses, Alec Lightwood

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• Bouncing in hoppy little circles like a demented Goth bunny.

  Rachel Caine

  Circles, Bunnies, Littles

  Rachel Caine (2009). “Fade Out: The Morganville Vampires”, p.11, Penguin

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