Colonoscopy Quotes

• If one has a routine colonoscopy at the age of 50 and then colonoscopies thereafter as the physician recommends, you could largely prevent colon cancer, you could detect it in its very earliest stages and cure it.

  Laurie Glimcher

  Cancer, Age, Physicians

  Source: to.pbs.org

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• According to a Public Policy Polling survey, most Americans find lice and colonoscopies more appealing than Capitol Hill.

  Ron Fournier

  Lice, Hills, Capitol Hill

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• I don't want a politician who's thinking about fashion for even one millisecond. It's the same as medical professionals. The idea of a person in a Comme des Garcons humpback dress giving me a colonoscopy is just not groovy.

  Simon Doonan

  Fashion, Thinking, Ideas

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• I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest. I see my doctor once a year and my dentist twice a year. I floss every night. I've had chest x–rays, cardio stress tests, EKGs and colonoscopies. I see a psychologist and have a variety of hobbies to reduce stress. I don't drink. I don't smoke. I don't do drugs. I don't have crazy, reckless sex with strangers. If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed.

  Chuck Lorre

  Sex, Stress, Crazy

  "Who Is Chuck Lorre, the Mysterious Producer Who Enraged Charlie Sheen?" By Meagan Murphy, www.foxnews.com. March 2, 2011.

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• What percentage should you give? I tell people to start with 10 percent because the Bible writers have a lot to say about the tithe, which means, "tenth." For some people, that's extremely uncomfortable. But so is a colonoscopy, and those save countless lives.

  Andy Stanley

  Mean, People, Giving

  Source: paulsohn.org

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• ATLANTA NIGHTS: I haven't been this stunned since my colonoscopy.

  Dennis L. McKiernan

  Night, Atlanta, Havens

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