Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.
A Canadian is somebody who knows how to make love in a canoe.
The beaver, which has come to represent Canada as the eagle does the United States and the lion Britain, is a flat-tailed, slow-witted, toothy rodent known to bite off it's own testicles or to stand under its own falling trees.
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes.
Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our main imports are baseball players and acid rain.
There are few, if any, Canadian men that have never spelled their name in a snow bank.
When I'm in Canada, I feel this is what the world should be like.
I don't even know what street Canada is on.
Canadian pride may not rest on our sleeves, but it resides deeply in our hearts.
There are no limits to the majestic future which lies before the mighty expanse of Canada with its virile, aspiring, cultured, and generous-hearted people.
The US is our trading partner, our neighbour, our ally and our friend... and sometimes we'd like to give them such a smack!
Our hopes are high. Our faith in the people is great. Our courage is strong. And our dreams for this beautiful country will never die.
Canada is the greatest nation in this country.
We have it all. We have great diversity of people, we have a wonderful land, and we have great possibilities. So all those things combined there's nowhere else I'd rather be.
Whether we live together in confidence and cohesion; with more faith and pride in ourselves and less self-doubt and hesitation; strong in the conviction that the destiny of Canada is to unite, not divide; sharing in cooperation, not in separation or in conflict; respecting our past and welcoming our future.
The huge advantage of Canada is its backwardness.
If you don't think that your country should come before yourself, you can better serve your country by livin' someplace else.
We'll explain the appeal of curling to you if you explain the appeal of the National Rifle Association to us.
I am so excited about Canadians ruling the world.
With or without the Royals, we are not Americans. Nor are we British. Or French. Or Void. We are something else. And the sooner we define this, the better.
Canadians have an abiding interest in surprising those Americans who have historically made little effort to learn about their neighbour to the North.
After all, we fought the Yanks in 1812 and kicked them the hell out of our country - but not with blanks.
Under this flag may our youth find new inspiration for loyalty to Canada; for a patriotism based not on any mean or narrow nationalism, but on the deep and equal pride that all Canadians will feel for every part of this good land.
We peer so suspiciously at each other that we cannot see that we Canadians are standing on the mountaintop of human wealth, freedom and privilege.
I always thought of this as God's country.
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