Calvin And Hobbes Friendship Quotes - Page 2

• I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal.

  Bill Watterson

  Trying, Littles, Surreal

  "The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury". Book by Bill Watterson, September 1988.

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• Calvin: Trick or treat! Adult: Where's your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by Madison Avenue and Hollywood, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak... Am I scary, or what?

  Bill Watterson

  Kids, Boys, Scary

  "It's a Magical World". Book by Bill Watterson, October 1996.

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• If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again.

  Bill Watterson

  Jobs, Sometimes, Enough

  "Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat". Book by Bill Watterson, October 1994.

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• Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.

  Bill Watterson

  Girl, Sex, Fun

  "The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury". Book by Bill Watterson, September 1988.

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• I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

  Bill Watterson

  Stupid, Dumb, Useless

  "Calvin and Hobbes". Comic strip by Bill Watterson, www.huffingtonpost.com. November 18, 1985 – December 31, 1995.

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• It's only work if somebody makes you do it.

  Bill Watterson

  Ifs

  "The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury". Book by Bill Watterson, October 1992.

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• Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.

  Bill Watterson

  Disappointment, Harder, Swear

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• Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

  Bill Watterson

  Learning, Ignorance, Waste

  "Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons". Book by Bill Watterson, April 1992.

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• When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

  Bill Watterson

  Bird, Taste, Bugs

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