Sometimes I wonder about the Creator of the Universe.
The big show is inside my head.
Armistice Day has become Veterans' Day. Armistice Day was sacred. Veterans' Day is not.
Armistice Day has become Veterans' Day. Armistice Day was sacred. Veterans' Day is not. So I will throw Veterans' Day over my shoulder. Armistice Day I will keep. I don't want to throw away any sacred things. What else is sacred? Oh, Romeo and Juliet, for instance. And all music is.
The planet was being destroyed by manufacturing processes, and what was being manufactured was lousy, by and large.
The arts are not a way to make a living. They are a very human way of making life more bearable.
Charm was a scheme for making strangers like and trust a person immediately, no matter what the charmer had in mind.
I can't tell if you're serious or not,' said the driver. I won't know myself until I find out if life is serious or not,' said Trout. 'It's dangerous, I know, and it can hurt a lot. That doesn't necessarily mean it's serious, too.
The waitress brought me another drink. She wanted to light my hurricane lamp again. I wouldn't let her. "Can you see anything in the dark, with your sunglasses on?" she asked me. "The big show is inside my head," I said.
Vicodin and vodka the breakfast of champion's.
Although Kurt Vonnegut may not be considered a humor writer, 'Breakfast of Champions' is one of the funniest books I've ever read.
To me, peanut butter is the breakfast of champions!
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