Bloopers Quotes - Page 2

• Mary Decker Slaney, the world greatest front runner, I shouldn't be surprised to see her at the front

  Ron Pickering

  Inspirational, Funny, World

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• If you go with Marshall McLuhan's theory that the medium is the message, as soon as you're hosting a blooper show, you're done.

  Bob Saget

  Done, Messages, Theory

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• After being impaled by a javelin, while officiating- I'm doing fine now, just resting and hanging around.

  Jeremy Campbell

  Inspirational, Funny, Javelin

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• Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki

  Nigel Starmer-Smith

  Inspirational, Funny, Gold

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• Cram nailed his colours to the mast and threw down the Great Pretender

  Ron Pickering

  Inspirational, Funny, Colour

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• Some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future

  David Coleman

  Inspirational, Funny, Names

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• When I lost my decathlon world record I took it like a man. I only cried for ten hours.

  Daley Thompson

  Inspirational, Funny, Men

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• Ingrid Kristiansen then has smashed the world record, running the 5000 metres in 14:58.89. Truly amazing. Incidentally, this is a personal best for Ingrid Kristiansen.

  David Coleman

  Inspirational, Funny, Running

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• A truly international field, no Britons involved.

  David Coleman

  Inspirational, Funny, Fields

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• Being a decathlete is like having ten girlfriends. You have to love them all, and you can't afford losing one.

  Daley Thompson

  Inspirational, Funny, Girlfriend

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• That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record

  David Coleman

  Inspirational, Funny, Running

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• The Republic-of-China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time

  David Coleman

  Inspirational, Funny, Games

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• He's 31 this year: last year he was 30.

  David Coleman

  Inspirational, Funny, Soccer

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• And with alphabetical irony Nigeria follows New Zealand

  David Coleman

  Inspirational, Funny, Irony

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• If Diane Modahl was 40 times over the testosterone limit she'd have a deep voice and we'd all be calling her Barry White.

  Tony Jarrett

  Inspirational, Funny, Running

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• In a moment, we hope to see the pole vault over the satellite.

  David Coleman

  Inspirational, Funny, Vaults

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• The decathlon is nine Mickey Mouse events and the 1500 metres.

  Steve Ovett

  Inspirational, Funny, Running

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• The American's head are on their chins a little bit at the moment

  Ron Pickering

  Inspirational, Funny, Littles

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• This is a young man who is only 25, and you have to say, her has answered every question that has ever been asked.

  David Coleman

  Inspirational, Funny, Men

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• Coe has smashed the world record, 1:44.92 seconds has never been run easier

  Ron Pickering

  Inspirational, Funny, Running

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• We estimate, and this isn't an estimation, that Greta Waitz is 80 seconds behind

  David Coleman

  Inspirational, Funny, Athletics

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• And there's no "I love you" message because Steve Ovett has married the girl

  David Coleman

  Inspirational, Funny, Girl

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