Bald Man Quotes

• Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.

  Larry David

  Inspirational, Funny, Men

  "Larry David: The Man Behind Seinfeld". The Laugh Factory Magazine Interview, www.laughfactory.com. April 1994.

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• Women love a self-confident bald man.

  Larry David

  Funny Love, Love You, Romantic Love

  "Larry David: The Man Behind Seinfeld". The Laugh Factory Magazine Interview, www.laughfactory.com. April 1994.

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• I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz don't mean you ain't a peach.

  Dolly Parton

  Funny, Humorous, Mean

  Twitter post from Jul 21, 2011

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• What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

  George Carlin

  Funny, Humor, Men

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• There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair.

  Martial

  Men, Hair

  Martial (1871). “The Epigrams of Martial”, p.489

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• A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

  Mae West

  Funny, Women, Fire

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• There was once a Bald Man who sat down after work on a hot summer's day. A Fly came up and kept buzzing about his bald pate, and stinging him from time to time. The Man aimed a blow at his little enemy, but — whack — his palm came on his head instead; again the Fly tormented him, but this time the Man was wiser and said: YOU WILL ONLY INJURE YOURSELF IF YOU TAKE NOTICE OF DISPICABLE ENEMIES.

  Aesop

  Summer, Blow, Men

  "Æsop's fables; with drawings by Fritz Kredel".

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• hopes dance best on bald men's hair

  e. e. cummings

  Hope, Men, Hair

  E. E. Cummings (1994). “Selected Poems”, p.11, W. W. Norton & Company

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• The Falklands thing was a fight between two bald men over a comb.

  Jorge Luis Borges

  Fighting, Men, Two

  In 'Time' 14 February 1983

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• You will only injure yourself if you take notice of despicable enemies.

  Aesop

  Hate, Enemy, Despise

  Aesop, Grimm, Andersen (1909). “Folk-Lore and Fable”

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• There is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men can possibly imagine.

  Logan Pearsall Smith

  Men, Age, Sides

  Afterthoughts (1931) "Age and Death"

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• I'm not recognised that much. I'm just a bald man in glasses and there's a rash of them in Dublin. It'd be different if I had a mohican.

  Roddy Doyle

  Men, Glasses, Different

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• The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.

  Helen Rowland

  Funny, Humorous, Men

  Helen Rowland (1909). “Reflections of a Bachelor Girl”

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• All other things being equal, a bald man cannot be elected President of the United States.

  Victor Gold

  Men, Political, President

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• I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them.

  Emo Philips

  Men, Play, Chess

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• They were both totally laughing, and he was twirling her, and her hair was flying around like she was in a shampoo commercial. Seriously. She could have sold conditioner to a bald man the way she looked out there.

  Ally Carter

  Men, Hair, Laughing

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• Andrius turned. His eyes found mine. I'll see you he said. My face didn't wrinkle. I didn't utter a sound. But for the first time in months I cried. Tears popped from their dry sockets and sailed down my cheeks in one quick stream. I looked away. The NKVD called the bald man's name. Look at me wispered Andrius moving close. I'll see you he said. Just think about that. Just think about me bringing you your drawings. Picture it because I'll be there.

  Ruta Sepetys

  Moving, Eye, Thinking

  Ruta Sepetys (2011). “Between Shades of Gray”, p.158, Penguin

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• [On her seven-month-old son:] When people see me carrying him in the street they think I'm being attacked by a short, bald man. But it's just me with my little fat child.

  Elizabeth Hurley

  Children, Son, Thinking

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