Bagger Quotes

• The bagger is the technique of lazy.

  Daniele Bagnoli

  Volleyball, Lazy, Technique

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• I'm a double bagger. Not only does my husband put a bag over my face when we're making love, but he also puts a bag over his head in case mine falls off.

  Joan Rivers

  Husband, Fall, Making Love

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• Out here, it's just you and the ball.

  Mike Weir

  Golf, Balls, Golf Life

  "Go Set a Watchman: first chapter released - as it happened" by Helen Davidson, Matthew Weaver, Lanre Bakare, Michelle Dean, www.theguardian.com. July 10, 2015.

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• I had to focus and create a character in Bagger Vance, not just do my 'Will Smith' thing and get paid.

  Will Smith

  Character, Focus, Paid

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• The next MVP of the Super Bowl is just as likely to have been a full-time grocery store bagger last year as a Heisman Trophy winner.

  Hunter S. Thompson

  Mvp, Years, Lasts

  Hunter S. Thompson (2012). “Hey Rube: Blood Sport, the Bush Doctrine, and the Downward Spiral of Dumbness”, p.8, Pan Macmillan

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• The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is black people. But they won't say it.

  Bill Maher

  Hate, People, Tea

  "Larry King Live", transcripts.cnn.com. September 14, 2010.

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• Tea-baggers love the truth. They just hate facts.

  Bill Maher

  Hate, Tea, Facts

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• I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Girl, Humor

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• I was a mechanic at a go-cart place, a deejay at a roller rink, a telemarketer in New York, a grocery bagger.

  Michael Rosenbaum

  New York, Mechanic, Groceries

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• The S&P is up 343.8 percent for 10 years. That is a four-bagger. The general equity funds are up 283 percent. So it's getting worse, the deterioration by professionals is getting worse. The public would be better off in an index fund.

  Peter Lynch

  Years, Would Be, Deterioration

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• The Tea Baggers, they're not a movement, they're a cult.... Cults tend to populate from within, encouraging members to have huge broods of children and to give them strange names, like Moonbeam, and Trig.

  Bill Maher

  Children, Names, Giving

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• Instead of 'counterrevolutionaries,' liberals' opponents are called 'haters,' 'those who seek to divide us,' 'tea baggers,' and 'right-wing hate groups.' Meanwhile, conservatives call liberals 'liberals'-and that makes them testy.

  Ann Coulter

  Hate, Wings, Tea

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• Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer.
  I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds.
  I'm a double bagger. Not only does my husband put a bag over my face when we're making love, but he also puts a bag over his head in case mine falls off.
  It's so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom.
  My best birth control now is to leave the lights on.

  Joan Rivers

  Mother, Sex, Pain

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