So, I installed a CCTV system to tape what's going on inside my mind.

Thousands of hours of drama, confusion, discussion, huge special effects and futuristic scenarios.
Also a lot of chatter, drama and suspense.

Is like to go to the movies for free, every day.

The CCTV technology used is the SSM-X45. Whose initials stand for:
Sit down, Shut up and Meditate
(X45 is just to sound more hi-tech)