The motto goes: Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll. I prefer: Love, Hugs and Hip-Hop Soul.
Catch a throatful from the fire vocal Ashing and molten glass like Eyjafjallajökull.
Golly, he's just a pest and your worst best friend, Who mend and rip space-time fabric like polyester blend.
Listenin to nothin, takin no suggestions, All destructive criticisms that can't improve on perfection.
Only in America could you find a way to make a healthy buck, And still keep your attitude on self-destruct.
Nowadays, the game is all bugged out, Phony, like back when Hammer tried to come thugged out.
Classical slap-stick rappers need Chapstick.
Raise your right palm: We do solemnly swear To stack more dough more calmly this year.
Soup's on and I got a coupon. Chinese restaurant asking for the Grey Poupon. He said "No, duck sauce, soy sauce... And this ain't no Burger King, so you no get no toy, boss."
Scared of a bunch of water? Then get out the rain. Order a rapper for lunch, and spit out the chain.
You could either ignore this advice, or take it from me: Be too nice, and people take you for a dummy.
There's four sides to every story... If these walls could talk, they'd probably still ignore me.
Uh oh, it's beer o'clock, I think I'm sober. How about we think this over, over a can of King Cobra?
Mary, you make me wanna eat you Every time I see you, it's like the first time I meet you Fragrance like a flower, subtle and sweet too Seductive and whatever, it might as well be see through.
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