So-called psychoanalysis is the occupation of lustful rationalists who trace everything in the world to sexual causes--with the exception of their occupation.
Family life is an encroachment on private life.
The extraordinary ability of a woman to forget is not the same as the talent of a lady not to be able to remember.
Today's literature: prescriptions written by patients.
Where do I find the time for not reading so many books?
Stupidity gets up early; that is why events are accustomed to happening in the morning.
The world is a prison in which solitary confinement is preferable.
I master only the language of others. Mine does with me what it wants.
Psychology is a bus that accompanies an airplane.
A bibliophile has approximately the same relationship to literature as a philatelist to geography.
Children play soldier. That makes sense. But why do soldiers play children?
Journalist: a person without any ideas but with an ability to express them; a writer whose skill is improved by a deadline: the more time he has, the worse he writes.
Stupidity is an elemental force for which no earthquake is a match.
I knew a man who carried his education in his vest pocket because there was more room there than in his head.
Language is the mother of thought, not its handmaiden.
If someone calls me vain and mean, I know that he trusts me and has something to confess to me.
Immortality is the only thing which doesn't tolerate being postponed.
A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation.
A writer is someone who can make a riddle out of an answer.
A white lie is always pardonable. But he who tells the truth without compulsion merits no leniency.
The development of technology will leave only one problem: the infirmity of human nature.
The sound principle of a topsy-turvy lifestyle in the framework of an upside-down world order has stood every test.
Progress, under whose feet the grass mourns and the forest turns into paper from which newspaper plants grow, has subordinated the purpose of life to the means of subsistence and turned us into the nuts and bolts for our tools.
Matrimony is the union of meanness and martyrdom.
Cosmetics is the science of a woman's cosmos.
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