Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine.
My washing machine overwhelms me with its options and its sophistication.
Normal is a cycle on the washing machine. There is no such thing when it comes to human beings.
The washing machine changed the world more than the Internet.
Being unique is what's cool. Normal? What's normal? A setting on a washing machine. No one wants to be that.
When a husband says, "I run things in my home" he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the vacuum cleaner.
My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine.
We are at the 1908 Hurley washing machine stage with the Internet.
A washing machine needs constant maintenance. It doesn't want any harm. It wants tranquility, and you need someone to - you're not going to harm it by continuously monitoring it and adjusting it.
Normal is a cycle on a washing machine.
If you or me go to the gas station to fill up our car and it costs us much more than we expected, it will zap our discretionary income. We won't have the extra money to buy that washing machine or new winter coat-all big ticket items that are important to economic growth.
If you have democracy, people will vote for washing machines. They love them.
Normal is just a cycle on the washing machine.
The freedom of women was achieved by two things: One, the Pill. Two... by labour-saving devices like the washing machine. By science, not feminism.
It's not nothing when you're abroad and you don't have a washing machine.
About 10 minutes ago, we all woke up because of this strange roaring sound. We all raced toward the sound, which turned out to be the washing machine going back on. Who knew the rinse cycle could be so scary?
Sign at a Kentucky appliance store: Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work.
I was more ashamed that I couldn't work the washing machine than the fact that I was taking drugs.
I'm not a Luddite completely; I believe in refrigerators to cool my martinis, and washing machines because I hate to see women smacking their laundry against a rock. When I hear about hardware, I think of pots and pans, and when I hear about software, I think of sheets and towels.
My mother was determined that I was going to leave the farm and do well in life. And she thought with the gift, I might be able to do that. So she took in washing. She got a washing machine in 1942 as soon as we got electricity and she took in washing. She washed the schoolteacher's clothes and anybody she could and sent me for singing lessons for $3 per lesson.
Everyone wants a piece of land. It's the only sure investment. It can never depreciate like a car or a washing machine. Land will double its value in ten years. In less than that. Land is going up every day.
Softball is the reason Washing Machines and Bleach are so popular. Don't think so? Just ask a softball Mom.
Humphrey Searle writes music that sounds like the theme from 'Star Wars' played backwards through a washing machine.
I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine.
Vacuuming is great. I do the laundry. I love washing machines. I'm the maid in my house.
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