A modest little person, with much to be modest about.
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right.
A wit with dunces, and a dunce with wits.
Germans are flummoxed by humor, the Swiss have no concept of fun, the Spanish think there is nothing at all ridiculous about eating dinner at midnight, and the Italians should never, ever have been let in on the invention of the motor car.
The perfection of rottenness.
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
I wish I'd known you when you were alive.
He was so crooked, you could have used his spine for a safety-pin.
Her face was her chaperone.
Had double chins all the way down to his stomach.
I will always love the false image I had of you.
If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
In the United States today, we have more than our share of the nattering nabobs of negativism. They have formed their own 4-H Club - the 'hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history.'
When I see a man of shallow understanding extravagantly clothed, I feel sorry - for the clothes.
He's completely unspoiled by failure.
A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
The problem with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, but with absolutely no talent.
Political correctness is tyranny with manners.
A sophisticated rhetorician, inebriated with the exuberance of his own verbosity.
He was a solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.
The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Curse the blasted, jelly-boned swines, the slimy, the belly-wriggling invertebrates, the miserable soddingrotters, the flaming sods, the sniveling, dribbling, dithering, palsied, pulse-less lot that make up England today. They've got white of egg in their veins, and their spunk is that watery it's a marvel they can breed.
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