Redneck Quotes - Page 4

• You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Doors, Color, Car

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• You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Might, Limits, Ufo

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• If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.

  Ben Folds

  Past, Might, Way

  Song: Your Redneck Past

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• Any questions I had about whether a redneck from Oklahoma could become a Brown Classical Philosophy professor ended when I met Tim [Blake Nelson].

  Edward Norton

  Philosophy, Oklahoma, Professors

  "Interview: 'Leaves of Grass' Star Edward Norton and Director Tim Blake Nelson". filmschoolrejects.com. March 28, 2010.

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• A lot of writers come from Harvard and such, and are rich, and they write under the misapprehension that poor people are stupid. So when they do write them, they are hillbillies or rednecks or Christian idiots.

  Norm MacDonald

  Christian, Stupid, Writing

  "Norm MacDonald Has No Problem Paying O.J. Simpson Under the Table". Interview with Abram Sauer, www.esquire.com. April 12, 2011.

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• I'm a redneck. And we can wear whatever because we just really don't care about those things. And when you're a redneck named Bubba, you really don't care.

  Bubba Watson

  Care, Don't Care, Bubba

  Source: www.esquire.com

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• In Georgia, rednecks are just wolves in wolf clothing. In Detroit, you don't know who's a redneck until you go home and meet their parents.

  Joseph Bruce

  Home, Parent, Georgia

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• Come on now! You kick out the gooks, the next thing you know, you have to kick out the chinks, the spicks, the spooks, the kikes and all that's going to be left is a couple of brain-dead rednecks.

  Robin Williams

  Couple, Brain, Next

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• New Rule: If you still think Obama is a Muslim, you just might be a redneck. A Christian church in South Carolina has a sign out front that says 'Obama... Osama... Hmmm... Are they brothers?' No, they're not brothers. In fact, they're not even related, which is more than I can say for the married couples in your church.

  Bill Maher

  Christian, Brother, Couple

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• You might be a redneck if your daughter's Barbie's Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Daughter, Dream, House

  Jeff Foxworthy (2004). “You Might Be A Redneck If ...This Is The Biggest Book You've Ever Read”, p.25, Thomas Nelson Inc

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• We live in the country. I'm a redneck. No, ha-ha. I live in L.A. County, but more in the hills. Not in the fancy kind! Trust me; whatever you do you do not want to come to my neighborhood!

  Atticus Shaffer

  Country, Want, Fancy

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• You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Beer, Wife, Might

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• You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Father, School, Might

  Jeff Foxworthy (2006). “No Redneck Left Behind: Facing the Real World After Gettin' Your Diploma”, p.43, Thomas Nelson Inc

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• You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Dog, House, Might

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• You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Fire, House, Hazards

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• You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Might, Ifs, Display

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• You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Kids, Shooting, Might

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• You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Party, Tupperware, Might

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• You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Black, Velvet, Might

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• You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Effort, Watches, Might

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• You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Long, People, Car

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• You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Moon, Thinking, Beef Jerky

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• You might be a redneck if the first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are Howdy!, Hey! or How Y'all Doin'?

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Hey, Mouths, Might

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• You might be a redneck if your parakeet knows the phrase Open up, Police!

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Police, Phrases, Might

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• Having a little pee in your pants had to be better than being dinner for some redneck.

  Christopher Paul Curtis

  Littles, Dinner, Pants

  Christopher Paul Curtis (2013). “The Watsons Go to Birmingham--1963”, p.147, Yearling

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