Never Trust A Man Quotes

• I never trust a man that doesn't drink.

  John Wayne

  Men, Never Trust, Drink

  John Wayne, Carol Lea Mueller (2007). “The Quotable John Wayne: The Grit and Wisdom of an American Icon”, p.47, Taylor Trade Publications

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• Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on.

  Billy Connolly

  Funny, Humor, Men

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• Never trust a man whom you know to have acted like a scoundrel to others, whatever friendliness he may profess to feel towards yourself, however plausible he may be, or however kindly he may behave; be sure that, the moment he has anything to gain by so doing, he will "throw you over."

  Charlie Day

  Trust, Men, May

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• Never trust a man who speaks well of everybody.

  John Churton Collins

  Life, Trust, Men

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• You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word.

  Mark Twain

  Men, Way, Never Trust

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• Never trust a man with short legs. His brains are too near his bottom.

  Noel Coward

  Funny, Humor, Men

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• There is more than one way to burn a book.

  Ray Bradbury

  Book, Way, Censorship

  Ray Bradbury (2012). “Fahrenheit 451: A Novel”, p.209, Simon and Schuster

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• Never trust a man in a jumpsuit

  Charles Bukowski

  Men, Never Trust, Jumpsuits

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• Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit.

  Alice Roosevelt Longworth

  Funny, Men, Hair

  Alice Roosevelt Longworth, Michael Teague (1981). “Mrs. L.: conversations with Alice Roosevelt Longworth”, Doubleday Books

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• never trust a man who wears a pinkie ring. . . the only jewelry a guy should wear is a wedding band or a super bowl ring

  Jodi Picoult

  Men, Guy, Band

  Jodi Picoult (2014). “Sing You Home: A Novel”, p.464, Simon and Schuster

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• Never trust a man when he's in love, drunk, or running for office.

  Shirley MacLaine

  Love, Running, Men

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• A man who trusts nobody is apt to be the kind of man nobody trusts.

  Harold MacMillan

  Trust, Men, Kind

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• And I also trust that there's more than one way to do something.

  Dennis Muren

  Trust, Way, Murphys Law

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• Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.

  Helen Rowland

  Funny, Trust, Husband

  Irvin S. Cobb, Mary Roberts Rinehart, Helen Rowland, Richard Saunders (2017). “We Should All Be So Feminine: We Should All Be a Feminist: We Should All Be Feminists”, p.95, Lulu.com

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• Never trust a man who lays his hand on his heart when he assures you of anything.

  Georg C. Lichtenberg

  Heart, Men, Hands

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• I have two rules. One is, never trust a man who smokes a pipe. The other is, never trust a man with shiny shoes.

  Charles Bukowski

  Men, Shoes, Two

  Charles Bukowski (2009). “Hollywood”, p.38, Canongate Books

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• Never trust a man who reads only one book.

  Arturo Pérez-Reverte

  Book, Men, Never Trust

  "Purity of blood". Book by Arturo Pérez-Reverte, 1997.

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• A man who doesn't trust himself can never really trust anyone else.

  Jean Francois Paul de Gondi

  Trust, Respect, Men

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• Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties.

  Aesop

  Life, Trust, Wisdom

  Aesop, Joseph Jacobs (2004). “Best loved fables of Aesop”

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• I should have caught the mistake on that spelling bee card. But as Mark Twain once said, `You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word'.

  Dan Quayle

  Mistake, Men, Should Have

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• Never trust a man who has not a single redeeming vice.

  Winston Churchill

  Men, Vices, Human Nature

  Winston Churchill (2001). “The Wicked Wit of Winston Churchill”, Michael O'Mara Books

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• Long experience has taught me that people who do not like geraniums have something morally unsound about them. Sooner or later you will find them out; you will discover that they drink, or steal books, or speak sharply to cats. Never trust a man or a woman who is not passionately devoted to geraniums.

  Beverley Nichols

  Book, Cat, Men

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• Never trust a man who carries a handkerchief, I always say. One of many prejudicial rules of thumb.

  Haruki Murakami

  Men, Thumbs, Never Trust

  Haruki Murakami (1993). “Hard-boiled Wonderland and the End of the World: A Novel”, Vintage

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• never trust a man who won't accept that there is more than one way to spell a word Paraphrased

  Thomas Jefferson

  Men, Way, Never Trust

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• Never trust a man who says he is only a little crooked, and that the crookedness is exercised in your interest.

  Theodore Roosevelt

  Men, Littles, Never Trust

  Theodore Roosevelt (1910). “The New Nationalism”, Best Books on

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