Injection Quotes

• If I give you a forty five percent chance at lethal injection, a fifty percent chance at the electric chair, and a five percent chance for escape which are you going to vote for? The electric chair, because youre likely to win?

  Michael Badnarik

  Winning, Giving, Fifty

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• Injections are the best thing ever invented for feeding doctors.

  Gabriel Garcia Marquez

  Humorous, Doctors, Medicine

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• I don't believe in playing hurt, in taking injections to cover the pain.

  Monica Seles

  Hurt, Pain, Believe

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• Nineteen percent of doctors say that they'd be able to give their patients a lethal injection. But they also went on to say that the patient would have to be really, really behind on payments.

  Jay Leno

  Doctors, Medicine, Giving

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• I need a healthy injection of cynicism right now.

  Dylan Moran

  Healthy, Needs, Cynicism

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• Every six months I fly to Dallas to get botox and I also get collagen injections.

  Janice Dickinson

  Dallas, Six Months, Botox

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• But I'm just having fun playing and giving Botox injections to the older songs.

  Richard Marx

  Song, Fun, Giving

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• Yeah, some kids called me fish lips because I had these really full lips. Now I'm sure all those same girls are getting collagen injections, so I'm having the last laugh.

  Denise Richards

  Girl, Kids, Laughing

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• These subsidies from four European governments, which include aircraft launch assistance, capital injections, debt forgiveness, have enabled Airbus to develop and range market airliners well below cost.

  Norm Dicks

  Forgiveness, Government, Cost

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• Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Humor, Lethal Injection

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• ENTERTAINMENT, n. Any kind of amusement whose inroads stop short of death by injection.

  Ambrose Bierce

  Death, Kindness, Amusement

  Ambrose Bierce (2009). “The Devil's Dictionary: Easyread Large Bold Edition”, p.71, ReadHowYouWant.com

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• Communism has established centres of infection... No area in the world is as vital to American security as the Caribbean...We need a massive injection of money to reset the country on its feet, and this injection can come only from our great, capable friend and neighbor the United States.

  Francois Duvalier

  Country, Feet, United States

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• We have before us the glorious opportunity to inject a new dimension of love into the veins of our civilization.

  Martin Luther King, Jr.

  Love, Inspirational, Peace

  Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. (2013). “The Essential Martin Luther King, Jr.: "I Have a Dream" and Other Great Writings”, p.28, Beacon Press

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• You can't just give someone a creativity injection. You have to create an environment for curiosity and a way to encourage people and get the best out of them.

  Ken Robinson

  Creativity, People, Giving

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• Before they give you a lethal injection, they swab your arm with alcohol. It's true. Well, they don't want you to get an infection, and you can see their point. They don't want some guy go to hell and be sick.

  George Carlin

  Giving, Sick, Guy

  George Carlin (2015). “3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”, p.310, Hachette UK

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• I was thinking as I bent over to receive my injection, next time I'm gonna use protection.

  Kool Moe Dee

  Sex, Thinking, Use

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• Diet, injections, and injunctions will combine, from a very early age, to produce the sort of character and the sort of beliefs that the authorities consider desirable, and any serious criticism of the powers that be will become psychologically impossible. Even if all are miserable, all will believe themselves happy, because the government will tell them that they are so.

  Bertrand Russell

  Believe, Character, Government

  Bertrand Russell (2016). “The Impact of Science on Society”, p.45, Routledge

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• Intravenous injections of extract from dog's pancreas, removed from seven to ten weeks after ligation of the ducts, invariably exercises a reducing influence upon the percentage sugar of the blood and the amount of sugar excreted in the urine ... the extent and duration of the reduction varies directly with the amount of extract injected.

  Frederick Banting

  Dog, Exercise, Blood

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• There are all sorts of things that would be comforting. I expect an injection of morphine would be comforting... But to say that something is comforting is not to say that it's true.

  Richard Dawkins

  Comforting, Would Be, Morphine

  Interview with Sheena McDonald, 1995.

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• I always perform live. I've even received a cortisone injection when I was losing my voice before a big gig so I could fulfill my obligation to the promoter. I felt it the days following after the gig in my throat, but it was nice to know I didn't let anyone down. The show must go on.

  Willam Belli

  Nice, Voice, Goes On

  Source: www.tgforum.com

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• We are uncomfortable because everything in our life keeps changing -- our inner moods, our bodies, our work, the people we love, the world we live in. We can't hold on to anything -- a beautiful sunset, a sweet taste, an intimate moment with a lover, our very existence as the body/mind we call self -- because all things come and go. Lacking any permanent satisfaction, we continuously need another injection of fuel, stimulation, reassurance from loved ones, medicine, exercise, and meditation. We are continually driven to become something more, to experience something else.

  Tara Brach

  Beautiful, Sweet, Sunset

  Tara Brach (2012). “Radical Acceptance: Awakening the Love that Heals Fear and Shame”, p.133, Random House

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• If Jesus was alive today, we would kill him with lethal injection. I call that progress. We would have to kill him for the same reason he was killed the first time. His ideas are just too liberal.

  Kurt Vonnegut

  Jesus, Ideas, Progress

  Kurt Vonnegut (2008). “Armageddon in Retrospect”, p.24, Penguin

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• I embarked on a risky course of plastic surgery and silicone injections, major dental realignments and gruesome medical procedures. I pray that young dancers, those who imitate me at their peril, will avoid this blind alley. It is more than a dead end; it is a dead beginning.

  Gelsey Kirkland

  Dancer, Medical, Praying

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• I was given five injections. That evening I developed extremely high fever. I was trembling. My arms and my legs were swollen, huge size. Mengele and Dr. Konig and three other doctors came in the next morning. They looked at my fever chart, and Dr. Mengele said, laughingly, 'Too bad, she is so young. She has only two weeks to live ..'

  Eva Mozes Kor

  Morning, Doctors, Two

  "Auschwitz: the Nazis & The 'Final Solution'". Book by Laurence Rees (p. 89), 2005.

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• As I turned around to receive my injection,
  I said, 'Next time I'll use some protection.'
  If I see another girl and I get an erection...
  I'm walking in the other direction!

  Kool Moe Dee

  Girl, Rap, Hip Hop

  Song: Go See the Doctor, 1986

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