Funny Kid Quotes

• Things that make you weird as a kid will make you great tomorrow.

  James Victore

  Kids, Graphic Design, Being Weird

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• When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Pregnancy, Moving

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.

  Ellen DeGeneres

  Inspirational, Funny, Hilarious

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• Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!

  Bill Watterson

  Running, Humorous, Water

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• I got into trouble a lot in school. They say you're a disturbance in class. You're a distraction, they're moving you around. You never really get rewarded in class for being funny. You're a disturbance. But the funny kid is often witty and clever and quick... they finally get a chance to express themselves when they get out of school.

  Godfrey

  Witty, Clever, Moving

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• There are just so many funny kids and teenagers. They're just not aware of how funny they are.

  Vanessa Bayer

  Teenager, Kids

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• It was a dangerous profession I had chosen ... because no one likes a funny kid. In fact, adults are scared silly of them and tend to warn children who act out that they are going to wind up in prison or worse. It is only when you grow up that they pay you vast sums of money to make them laugh.

  Art Buchwald

  Children, Growing Up, Silly

  Art Buchwald (1993). “Leaving home: a memoir”, Putnam Pub Group

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• I was a hop-around. I hung out with the rockabilly crew, the guys who were trying to be rappers, the funny kids.

  Katy Perry

  Funny, Kids, Rapper

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• I was just a goofy little funny kid, who was always getting sent to the principal. It wasn't serious because I was smart. I wasn't like a true troublemaker, just rambunctious - like, talkative and trying to be funny. That was me in middle-school.

  J. Cole

  Smart, School, Kids

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• The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn't tell a joke to save my life.

  Sean William Scott

  Girl, Jealous, School

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• I don't know if I was a funny kid. I would say I was a loud and weird kid.

  Will Forte

  Kids, Loud, Knows

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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