If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner.
But if you're gonna dine with them cannibals Sooner or later, darling, you're gonna get eaten . . .
Cannibals prefer those who have no spines.
The people of the future will say, 'meat-eaters!' in disgust and regard us in the same way that we regard cannibals and cannibalism.
Two cannibals were eating a comedian, and one of them turns to the other and asks, 'Does this taste funny to you?
Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a fat missionary.
A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.
It is silly to go on pretending that under the skin we are brothers. The truth is more likely that under the skin we are all cannibals, assassins, traitors, liars and hypocrites.
Nothing more strongly arouses our disgust than cannibalism, yet we make the same impression on Buddhists and vegetarians, for we feed on babies, though not our own.
Better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian.
Sometimes I wish I were a cannibal – less for the pleasure of eating someone than for the pleasure of vomiting him.
Men become cannibals of their own hearts; remorse, regret, and restless impatience usurp the place of more wholesome feeling: every thing seems better than that which is.
Is it progress if a cannibal uses a fork?
Learn how to smile in the cannibal pot and life will be so much easier.
Everything depends on the value we give to things. We are the ones who make morality and virtue. The cannibal who eats his neighbor is as innocent as the child who sucks his barley-sugar.
Well, you're not [fat]. You have, like, the ideal balance of fat and muscle. ...If I were a cannibal, I'd eat you.
Every fight is a food fight when youre a cannibal.
We must redefine the word food, or we must redefine the word cannibal.
In case my life should end with the cannibals, I hope they will write on my tombstone, 'We have eaten Dr. Schweitzer. He was good to the end.'
The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is that the Democrat is a cannibal, they live off each other, while the Republicans live off the Democrats.
Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.
Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork?
We are on strike against martyrdom—and against the moral code that demands it. We are on strike against those who believe that one man must exist for the sake of another. We are on strike against the morality of cannibals, be it practiced in body or in spirit. We will not deal with men on any terms but ours—and our terms are a moral code which holds that man is an end in himself and not the means to any end of others.
For what we are about to receive, Oh Lord 'tis Thee we thank,' said the cannibal as he cut a slice off the missionary's shank.
Our enlightened posterity will look back upon us who eat oxen and sheep, just as we look upon cannibals.
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