Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated.
Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity a human ever has to choose a relative.
If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
The dog was created specially for children. He is a god of frolic.
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
Dog - a kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent.
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
From the dog's point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.
No philosophers so thoroughly comprehend us as dogs and horses.
There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
Follow AzQuotes on Facebook, Twitter and Google+. Every day we present the best quotes! Improve yourself, find your inspiration, share with friends
or simply: