Bed Quotes - Page 7

• What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.

  Marilyn Monroe

  Love, Kinky, Courses

  Marilyn Monroe, Roger G. Taylor (1983). “Marilyn Monroe in her own words”, Putnam Pub Group

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• The happiest part of a man's life is what he passes lying awake in bed in the morning.

  Samuel Johnson

  Good Morning, Lying, Sunshine

  James Boswell, Samuel Johnson (1786). “Boswell's Life of Johnson: Including Boswell's Journal of a Tour of the Hebrides, and Johnson's Diary of A Journey Into North Wales”, p.401

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• I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.

  Eleanor Roosevelt

  Funny, Wall, Flower

  Speech given at the White Shrine Club, Fresno, California. "The Event Makers I've Known". Book by Elvin C. Bell, p. 161, 2012.

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• When I was a kid, I used to imagine animals running under my bed. I told my dad, and he solved the problem quickly. He cut the legs off the bed.

  Lou Brock

  Funny, Sports, Running

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• The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.

  Ogden Nash

  Morning, Regret, Sleep

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• Don't fight with the pillow, but lay down your head And kick every worriment out of the bed.

  Edmund Vance Cooke

  Sleep, Fighting, Insomnia

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• She has the heart of a child, you know. Yeah, it's in a box beside her bed. - Kaia Skyhawk

  Gena Showalter

  Children, Heart, Yeah

  Gena Showalter (2016). “The Darkest Surrender”, p.59, HQN Books

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• I caught my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed. So I said, "Get off of me, you two!"

  Emo Philips

  Funny, Humor, Men

  "75 Funniest Jokes of All Time". "GQ Magazine", June 1999.

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• Nanny Ogg looked under her bed in case there was a man there. Well, you never knew your luck.

  Terry Pratchett

  Good Luck, Men, Nannies

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• I love living. I love that I'm alive to love my age. There are many people who went to bed just as I did yesterday evening and didn't wake this morning. I love and feel very blessed that I did. I love, too, that I know a little more today than I did yesterday, or I simply know it more profoundly.

  Maya Angelou

  Morning, Blessed, Yesterday

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• Men who are too good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be.

  Sarah Jessica Parker

  Men, Looking Good, Carrie

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• I don't mind if someone thinks I'm a sell out. I go to bed happy knowing I do what I do and I'm not doing anything for reasons of money, and if I were trying to pick up chicks, I'm doing a horrible job. And if I wanted to drive awesome cars, I'm doing a really bad job there too.

  Patrick Stump

  Jobs, Thinking, Knowing

  AbsolutePunk.net Intreview, October 6, 2008.

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• The Bristol Channel was always my guide, and I was always able to draw an imaginary line from my bed to our house over in Wales. It was a great comfort.

  Roald Dahl

  House, Comfort, Lines

  Roald Dahl (2009). “Boy: Tales of Childhood”, p.90, Penguin

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• No book worth its salt is meant to put you to sleep, it's meant to make you jump out of your bed in your underwear and run and beat the author's brains out.

  Bohumil Hrabal

  Running, Book, Writing

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• Don't take tomorrow to bed with you.

  Norman Vincent Peale

  Worry, Tomorrow

  Frank Bettger, Norman Vincent Peale (2012). “Inspiring Messages For Daily Living”, p.167, Random House

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• No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.

  Erma Bombeck

  Motivation, Women, Sleep

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• Doing love scenes is always awkward. I mean, it's just not a normal thing to go to work and lay in bed with your co-worker.

  Denise Richards

  Mean, Awkward, Normal

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• My voice had a long, nonstop career. It deserves to be put to bed with quiet and dignity, not yanked out every once in a while to see if it can still do what it used to do. It can't.

  Beverly Sills

  Careers, Voice, Long

  "The Beacon Book of Quotations by Women". Book by Rosalie Maggio, 1992.

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• Previously, on Lock, Stock, I went to bed at two in the morning and woke up at five in the morning, and on this one I was known to nod off on the set occasionally.

  Guy Ritchie

  Morning, Two, Locks

  "Guy's Guys: A Chat With Snatch Director Guy Ritchie And Actor Vinnie Jones". Interview with Smriti Mundhra, www.ign.com. January 19, 2001.

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• Every day begins with an act of courage and hope: getting out of bed.

  Mason Cooley

  Depression, Courage, Bipolar

  "City Aphorisms: First Selection". Book by Mason Cooley, 1984.

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• New study reveals men like to cuddle. Another study reveals men will say anything to get into bed with a woman.

  Stephen Colbert

  Men, Say Anything, Study

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• Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.

  Joan Rivers

  Thank You, Country, Fashion

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• It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through.

  Zig Ziglar

  Inspirational, Motivational, Encouragement

  FaceBook post by Zig Ziglar from Feb 15, 2013

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• The bed is now as public as the dinner table and governed by the same rules of formal confrontation.

  Angela Carter

  Sleep, Tables, Dinner

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• Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I'm not going to make it, but you laugh inside — remembering all the times you've felt that way.

  Charles Bukowski

  Uplifting, Morning, Funny Life

  Charles Bukowski, “Gamblers All”

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