I'm sick and tired of black and white people of good intent giving aspirin to a society that is dying of a cancerous disease.
Wine and cheese are ageless companions, like aspirin and aches, or June and moon, or good people and noble ventures.
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
Most things in this world don´t work, aspirin do.
I realize now that taking drugs was like taking an aspirin without having a headache.
Change is tough, people don't like it, but it is necessary. Take two aspirins and call me in the morning.
Pop music is aspirin and the blues are vitamins.
We protect aspirin bottles in this country better than we protect guns from accidents by children.
America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
You know, back in my days they used Bayer aspirin for contraception. The gals put it between their knees and it wasn't that costly.
Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.
Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your last headache.
The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a glass of tomato juice, and wonder what the hell all the fuss was about.
George Brett could get good wood on an aspirin.
Friends seem to be like aspirin; we don't really know why they make a sick person feel better, but they do.
If men were equally at risk from this condition - if they knew their bellies might swell as if they were suffering from end-stage cirrhosis, that they would have to go nearly a year without a stiff drink, a cigarette, or even an aspirin, that they would be subject to fainting spells and unable to fight their way onto commuter trains - then I am sure that pregnancy would be classified as a sexually transmitted disease and abortions would be no more controversial than emergency appendectomies.
We are close to dead. There are faces and bodies like gorged maggots on the dance floor, on the highway, in the city, in the stadium; they are a host of chemical machines who swallow the product of chemical factories, aspirin, preservatives, stimulant, relaxant, and breathe out their chemical wastes into a polluted air. The sense of a long last night over civilization is back again.
I don't even take aspirin.
I think it says something about our culture. We, maybe, need a massive therapy session so we can concentrate on what the real issues are. This contraceptive thing. My gosh, it’s so inexpensive. Back in my days, they used Bayer Aspirin for contraception. The gals put it between their knees, and it wasn’t that costly.
If I could find a real life place to make me feel like Tiffany's, then I'd buy some furniture and give the cat a name.
Rusty thinks I should smoke marijuana, and I did for a while, but it only makes me giggle.
What I found does the most good is just to get into a taxi and go to Tiffany's. It calms me down right away, the quietness and the proud look of it;nothing very bad could happen to you there.
The sense of a long last night over civilization is back again.
Nancy [Kassebaum] and I worked on a women's health agenda when I first came. Women were not included in the protocols at NIH, the famous study, 'take an aspirin a day, keep the doctor, you know, a heart attack away.' It was done on ten thousand male medical students.
I must be right. Never an aspirin. Never injured a day in my life. The whole country, the whole world, should be doing my exercises. They'd be happier.
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