Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
One sip of this will bathe the drooping spirits in delight, beyond the bliss of dreams.
I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.
I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.
It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most men are disguised by sobriety.
I drink to make other people more interesting.
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
They who drink beer will think beer.
What's drinking? A mere pause from thinking!
Drink is the feast of reason and the flow of soul.
If all be true that I do think, There are five reasons we should drink: Good wine - a friend - or being dry - Or lest we should be by and by - Or any other reason why.
The harsh, useful things of the world, from pulling teeth to digging potatoes, are best done by men who are as starkly sober as so many convicts in the death-house, but the lovely and useless things, the charming and exhilarating things, are best done by men with, as the phrase is, a few sheets in the wind.
There are more old drunkards than old doctors.
Never give a sucker an even break.
I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.
There are more old drunkards than old physicians.
The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.
I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
It is strange that a person may find it easy to protect himself from: eating Haraam, oppression and injustice, adultery, theft, drinking khamr (alcoholic drinks), and from unlawful looking, but it is hard for him to restrain the movement of his tongue. How often do we see people who are very cautious about falling into shameful deeds or injustice, but their tongue lashes against the living and the dead and they don't mind it?
Mankind does not drink alcohol because there are breweries, distilleries, and vineyards; men brew beer, distill spirits, and grow grapes because of the demand for alcoholic drinks.
The reality is [in] any emotional situation, a compulsive eater eats or an alcoholic drinks. What people misunderstand is that when you're a compulsive overeater, you don't just eat when things are bad. You eat when you feel anything.
Wine is the most noble and beneficial of alcoholic drinks. Wine is for the sedentary whose work is thinking. Natural wines have been used without drunkenness by the millions of human beings for ages. They supply with iron, tannin and vitamins.
I never stood in a public house bar and alcoholic drink never touched my lips.
Alcoholic drinks, rightly used, are good for body and soul alike, but as a restorative of both there is nothing like brandy.
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