Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.
I'm now as free as the breeze - with roughly the same income.
In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball.
Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever."
When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.
I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.
Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever.
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