You know, that's the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother.
If a woman's got any instincts, she feels when her husband's off the reservation.
I know all about violence and physical abuse because my first husband used to beat me severely when he got drunk. Once, I can remember coming home from a party and walking up our vast marble staircase at the Fifth Avenue house while he was striking me. I thought, If I just gave him one shove down the staircase I would be rid of him forever.
It is matrimonial suicide to be jealous when you have a really good reason.
In politics women type the letters, lick the stamps, distribute the pamphlets and get out the vote. Men get elected.
I am for lifting everyone off the social bottom. In fact, I am for doing away with the social bottom altogether.
I don't have any warm personal enemies. All the SOBs have died.
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