It is, I think, an error to believe that there is any need of religion to make life seem worth living.
Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless.
It isn't what you earn but how spend it that fixes your class.
In everything was the spirit of children's play - not the rule-ridden, time-killing play of adults that is a preparation for death, but the busy and credulous play of children that is a preparation for life.
Most troubles are unnecessary. We have Nature beaten; we can make her grow wheat; we can keep warm when she sends blizzards. So we raise the devil just for pleasure--wars, politics, race-hatreds, labor-disputes.
A man takes a drink, the drink takes another, and the drink takes the man.
Pugnacity is a form of courage, but a very bad form.
People will buy anything that is one to a customer.
When audiences come to see us authors lecture, it is largely in the hope that we'll be funnier to look at than to read.
Sleep with me sleep with my dogs-
It's one of our favorite American myths that broad plains necessarily make broad minds, and high mountains make high purpose.
People read fiction for emotion-not information
What is Love? Listen! It is the rainbow that stands out, in all its glorious many-colored hues, illuminating and making glad again the dark clouds of life. It is the morning and the evening star, that in glad refulgence, there on the awed horizon, call Nature's hearts to an uplifted rejoicing in God's marvelous firmament!
The Maker of the universe with stars a hundred thousand light-years apart was interested, furious, and very personal about it if a small boy played baseball on Sunday afternoon.
Thus Carol hit upon the tragedy of old age, which is not that it is less vigorous than youth, but that it is not needed by youth.
Funny how the world always praises its opera-singers so much and pays 'em so well and then starves its shoemakers, and yet it needs good shoes so much more than it needs opera--or war or fiction.
The world and all its wisdom is but a booby, blundering school-boy that needs management and could be managed, if men and women would be human beings instead of just business men, or plumbers, or army officers, or commuters, or educators, or authors, or clubwomen, or traveling salesmen, or Socialists, or Republicans, or Salvation Army leaders, or wearers of cloths.
It has not yet been recorded that any human being has gained a very large or permanent contentment from meditation upon the fact that he is better off than others.
Every compulsion is put upon writers to become safe, polite, obedient, and sterile.
There are two insults which no human being will endure: The assertion that he hasn't a sense of humor, and the doubly impertinent assertion that he has never known trouble.
Winter is not a season, it's an occupation.
On the whole, with scandalous exceptions, Democracy has given the ordinary worker more dignity than he ever had.
She did her work with the thoroughness of a mind which reveres details and never quite understands them.
Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue.
You," Said Dr. Yavitch, "are a middle-road liberal, and you haven't the slightest idea what you want. I, being a revolutionist, know exactly what I want -- and what I want now is a drink.
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