The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.
Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture.
Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories: those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.
People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure.
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