Whoever obeys the gods, to him they particularly listen.
Even a fool learns something once it hits him.
I'm in a place where I don't know where I am!
A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds...it makes ice.
A gun is not a weapon! It's a tool, like a butcher's knife, or a harpoon, or an alligator.
Be still my heart; thou hast known worse than this.
Death submits to no one.
To speak his thoughts is every freeman's right, in peace and war, in council and in fight.
Too many kings can ruin an army
The force of union conquers all.
A hunter of shadows, himself a shade.
It is not strength, but art, obtains the prize, And to be swift is less than to be wise.
There is no greater fame for a man than that which he wins with his footwork or the skill of his hands.
So peaceful shalt thou end thy blissful days, And steal thyself from life by slow decays.
out of sight,out of mind
How vain, without the merit, is the name.
Better to flee from death than feel its grip.
Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep...in a giant blender.
Most grievous of all deaths it is to die of hunger.
If any man obeys the gods, they listen to him also.
When you're in my house you shall do as I do and believe who I believe in. So Bart butter your bacon.
The melancholy joys of evils pass'd, For he who much has suffer'd, much will know.
Marge, when I join an underground cult I expect a little support from my family.
Young people are thoughtless as a rule.
Pray, for all men need the aid of the gods.
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