Uncle Kracker Quotes

• You make me smile like the sun, fall out bed, sing like a bird, dizzy in my head. Spin like a record crazy on a sunday night. You make me dance like a fool, forget how to breath, shine like the sun buzz like a bee, just the thought of you can drive me wild. Oh you make me smile.

  Uncle Kracker

  Smile, Crazy, Fall

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• I hyperventilate opening a box of chocolates.
  I'm the most nervous guy in the world.

  Uncle Kracker

  Guy, Chocolate, World

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• I am an avid drinker with a serious bowling problem.

  Uncle Kracker

  Avid, Serious, Bowling

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• I am a dog that loves my fleas.

  Uncle Kracker

  Dog, Fleas

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• Kids today look at me like I'm Neil Young.
  Nirvana is the band their parents listen to.

  Uncle Kracker

  Kids, Parent, Looks

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• The only thing that kept me out of college was high school.

  Uncle Kracker

  School, College, High School

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• Well, it's great that critics are comparing
  me to Eminem, and not Vanilla Ice.

  Uncle Kracker

  Ice, Vanilla, Compare

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