I love getting on You Tube to look at the old comics. I am in my element seeing guys like Jack Benny and Phil Silvers give interviews.
In my mind, everything is too sanitised on television - what is wrong with things going wrong?
It's frightening, the way life speeds up. When you're at school, time can't go fast enough.
Goodness, that Simon Cowell is a sensitive soul.
Not working is bad for you. It is my drug, it gives me a high; most performers will tell you that. And there is nothing like the high that an audience gives you.
I have no plans to rock myself to sleep in my bath chair yet.
People think I rush around all day long like a raving lunatic. I'm much more relaxed than that.
I hate Mondays - I hate that feeling you've got to get yourself up.
I can tell by the way somebody walks if they can dance or not. Just by the rhythm.
On stage, I think I'm 35. Working takes over my whole body and I become a younger man - that's why I won't stop.
People think I am the crazy person on stage, but I know how to relax.
A round of golf is the ideal antidote to stress.
If I couldn't move, I don't know what I would do. That would be terrifying for me; I don't know how I'd cope with that.
Did you write the words, or the lyrics?
I met my darling wife Wilnelia in 1980 when we were on the judging panel for the Miss World contest at the Royal Albert Hall. With two ex-wives and five daughters, I thought I wouldn't be involved with anyone for a long time - if ever. Winnie was so gorgeous, my jaw dropped - and it's a big jaw to drop.
I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties.
I'm not even really a joke-teller. I can do ad-lib and banter, but I don't do jokes.
Some people hate the sight of me as soon as they see me on television. They loathe the look of me, and I accept that from the days of variety. I would walk on and some people would open a newspaper and think, 'He's first on, so he can't be any good.' I accept that.
Although I'm predominantly known for game-shows, I do prefer to be known as a performer.
Golf is hugely important, as it keeps me going.
He was so good at everything he did. You can't call Ronnie Barker a comedian. He was an actor, and a great writer.
If I go out one night, I must stay in the next. It's the same with my golf. If I play one day, I don't play the next. I try to pace myself.
They do say, the smaller the feet, the better the dancer.
It's sad when you see most of your friends in the business gone, like Tommy Cooper, Frankie Howard, Eric Morecambe, Roy Castle, Les Dawson. They were very dear to me. You no longer have the chance to bump into them at a celebrity do.
I do lead a careful diet, I don't overeat, I have fruit and vegetables every day and I drink a lot of water. And my darling wife keeps me so young it is ridiculous. Being with her is an inspiration as well.
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