One thing you can't do with babies, you can't give them steak.
I'll tell you one thing you can't do: you can't put your shoes on, then your socks on.
I wear my Viking helmet because the horns define how sharp my brains are. If you try to rub me the wrong way, I will stick you with both of my horns.
Since 1987, when I got my first one, I've been wearing a clock around my neck 24/7. You feel me? 24/7.
I want a girl who looks good when she wakes up in the morning. We could take her face and dip it in dough and she'll make some nice-face cookies. Some girls wake up, man, you could put their face in dough and you'll get a gorilla cookie, for real!
The moments we have behind us, you won't be able to see again. We're only responsible for what we live in right now.
So get up, get, get get down 911 is a joke in yo town
I lost my virginity when I was 6 years old.
I'm not doing no more 'Flavor of Loves.' I'm trying to grow. I don't want to stay on the same page. You can't stay on the same page in order to get to the next chap.
I got a lot happening, a whole lot, and it's not always easy being me.
Best advice that I ever got is to do whatever it takes to make myself happy, so that I'll be able to make others happy. If I'm not happy, I can't make other people happy.
I have over a hundred clocks. I've got fancy clocks and clocks from all over the world that people made for me.
It was you that chose your due, You built a maze you can't get through. I tried to help you all I can, Now I can't do nuttin' for you, man!
Definitely, I think I'm a life coach for real. The lessons I give are lessons you can take to the bank.
They claim we're products from the bottom of Hell, But the black is back, and it's bound to sell. Picture us coolin' out on the Fourth of July... And if you heard we were celebratin', that's a worldwide lie.
The hype man's job is to get everybody out of their seats and on the dance floor to have a good time.
I got my degree in culinary arts in 1978.
If anyone wants to know what the definition of 'dope' means, it's: 'Definition of Public Enemy.
I set our house on fire when I was a little child playing with lighters. Boy, did I burn the place down!
I'm trying to grow. I don't want to stay on the same page.
When I was in jail, I was a lot of people's favorite person. I practically ran the jail. I had more freedom than the police.
I just want to show the world it's never too late to get your diploma, and show kids they should stay in school and not wait until you're old to get it.
If I do look back, I'll say that I'm blessed. I'm blessed, and I appreciate God for not only letting me live through everything, but to prosper.
I'm a real big celebrity. I'm this megastar.
I look more to the future. That's where my head is at.
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