Compare what you want with what you have, and you'll be unhappy; compare what you deserve with what you have, and you'll be happy.
When laziness attacks a woman, it always avoids her tongue.
The reason why men who mind their own business succeed is that they have so little competition.
A wedding is the formality a man has to go through before going to work for a new boss.
Worry makes people thin, except when they worry about being fat.
Common sense is usually lack of imagination, and imagination is usually lack of common sense.
All men are born equal, but some of them outgrow it.
All things come to him who waits, but they are mostly leftovers from those who didn't wait.
All men are created equal and endowed by their Creator with a mighty urge to become otherwise.
The lazy man claims he is too heavy for light work and too light for heavy work.
Adam and Eve were the first of all unions to defy management.
Some couples divorce because of a misunderstandin g; others, because they understand each other too well.
Ego: The only thing that can keep growing without nourishment.
The cat: an animal that's so unpredictable, you can never tell in advance how it will ignore you the next time.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.
Life is a game played on us while we are playing other games.
Do a little more every day than you are expected to do, and soon you will be expected to do more.
A bacteriologist is a man whose conversation always start with the germ of an idea.
The disadvantage of becoming wise is that you realize how foolish you've been.
A dictator's chief problem is keeping the stomachs of his subjects full while keeping their heads empty.
A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.
About the only time Congress conforms to the will of the people is when it decides to adjourn.
This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.
The difference between us and other people is that their money looks bigger and their troubles smaller.
[Statistics] The science that can prove everything except the usefulness of statistics.
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