Larry David Quotes - Page 4

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• A place to go - that's what my mother always instilled in me. You need a place to go. And you're worthless unless you have a place to go.

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  Mother, Needs, Places To Go

  "Angry Middle-Aged Man" by James Kaplan, www.newyorker.com. January 19, 2004.

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• Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.

  Larry David

  Marriage, Sad Love, Bad Relationship

  "Angry Middle-Aged Man". Interview with James Kaplan, www.newyorker.com. January 19, 2004.

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• I'm really only happy when I'm on stage. I just feed off the energy of the audience. That's what I'm all about - people and laughter.

  Larry David

  Happiness, Laughter, People

  "Larry David: The Man Behind Seinfeld". Interview, www.laughfactory.com. April, 1994.

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• I'm not a person who embraces challenges. I run from challenges. I break world records running from challenges.

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  Running, Romance, Challenges

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• There's a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally talk the way they talk in life if you were in this particular situation.

  Larry David

  People, Way, Spontaneity

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• I tend to stay with the panic. I embrace the panic.

  Larry David

  Panic, Embrace

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• It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than overseas.

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  Country, Home, Dawn

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• When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name, I would walk around the streets and occasionally I would see an alcove or something. And I'd think, that'll be good, that'll be a good spot for me when I'm homeless.

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  New York, Thinking, Names

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I'd like to start a family, but you have to have a date first.

  Larry David

  Firsts

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• I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.

  Larry David

  Planning, Homeless, Spots

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• Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on!

  Larry David

  Home, Divorce, Light

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• All of a sudden I discovered that I'm allergic to caviar. It was the perfect metaphor for my life. When I was only able to afford bad caviar, I could certainly eat my fill of it.

  Larry David

  Perfect, Caviar, Able

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• I'm not quite as anonymous as I was.

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• The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.

  Larry David

  Pants, Stores, Shops

  "Larry David: The Man Behind Seinfeld". The Laugh Factory Magazine Interview, www.laughfactory.com. April 1994.

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• Perhaps I have a wider range than I'd given myself credit for.

  Larry David

  Credit, Range, Given

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• I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War.

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  War, Army, President

  "My War" by Larry David, www.nytimes.com. February 15, 2004.

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• I was very fortunate to hook up with Jerry in the first place. The network was already committed to doing something with him, so I skipped a couple of hundred steps right there.

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  Couple, Hook, Firsts

  "Larry David: The Man Behind Seinfeld". The Laugh Factory Magazine Interview, www.laughfactory.com. April 1994.

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• I'm surprized Hitler didn't round up the toupee people.

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  Funny, People, Rounds

  "Fictional character: Larry David". TV Series "Curb Your Enthusiasm" ("The Corpse-Sniffing Dog", 2002), www.imdb.com. (2000 - ).

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• I'm Larry David. I happen to enjoy wearing women's panties.

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  Panties, Enjoy, Happens

  "Curb your enthusiasm:'Officer Krupke' review" by Cheryl David, www.ign.com. November 9, 2009.

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• Well, as you know, I'm really only happy when I'm on stage.

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  Stage, Wells, Knows

  "Larry David: The Man Behind Seinfeld". www.laughfactory.com. June 28, 2016.

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• If I was going onstage, of course I would talk about it. How could I not?

  Larry David

  Courses, Ifs

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• The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don't like to have hot food for lunch.

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  Lunch, Hot, Normal

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• Zero, zero belief in myself. And it's changed somewhat, but there's still a lot of that in me.

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  Zero, Belief, Changed

  "Who is Larry David?". Interview with Charlie Rose, www.cbsnews.com. March 1, 2015.

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• You can't do anything in life. The social barriers in life are so intense and horrific that every encounter is just fraught with so many problems and dread. Every social situation is a potential nightmare.

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  Encounters, Nightmare, Problem

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• It's not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn't happen that often.

  Larry David

  Affectionate, Happens

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