I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died."
A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'
My dog was barking at everyone the other day. Still, what can you expect from a cross-breed.
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