Logic teaches rules for presentation, not thinking.
Other people's beliefs may be myths, but not mine.
Women encourage men to be childish, then scold them.
It is hard to tell truth, and hard not to.
The plastic surgeon's knife slashes at time, which may seem to retreat, but then keeps on coming.
Scholars dream of finding small facts pregnant with great progeny.
Discontented women dream of being rescued by Prince Charming. Discontented men dream of finding a horny blond in the back seat ofa taxi.
I am forbidden sugar, fat, and alcohol. So hooray, I guess, for oatmeal, lemon juice, and chicken soup.
At retirement, switching from "I must" to "I want" leaves me puzzled and uneasy.
Lies save trouble now, but may return in thunder and lightning.
Innovation violates tradition--attacks it in public and steals from it in private.
Successful innovations become conventions.
Victimization has its privileges, and I want some.
Many attempt to harvest what was never planted.
After rejection - misery, then thoughts of revenge, and finally, oh well, another try elsewhere.
Commerce is greedy. Ideology is blood-thirsty.
The haiku lets meaning float; the aphorism pins it down.
The time I kill is killing me.
Explanations comfort us by giving the impression that there is an order in things.
The mind demands rules; the facts demand exceptions.
Modern pictures banish depiction for interfering with the workings of paint.
The beginning, middle, and end are parodied, reversed, and hidden by modernism, but not abandoned.
Modern literature seduces with insults, riddles, and inside stories.
Cynicism is full of naive disappointments.
Warning: fortune cookies don't care what happens to you.
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