It's the worst feeling when you come home alone late at night and think the stranger sitting on your couch is a pile of clothes.
I've been ignoring my feelings lately. That works pretty well. Might also settle for less this week, just to try it out.
I say it with my tongue firmly planted in cheek but there's truth to it - being a comedian is very close to being a therapist. When you're working smaller clubs, you're listening. You're feeling an energy, you're going with a tone but when people start yelling out, you almost start a conversation with people.
No one wants to drown. Drowning would be the worst. Cause everyone knows that feeling. That feeling, oh it's the worst... when you think you're drowning.
It's an incredible feeling falling in love someone who doesn't know you exist.
Comedy crowds - we always want to come out and ask you, 'How you feeling?' We always say that, 'By a round of applause, how do you feel?' Right? 'By a round of applause, how you feeling?' It's the only place in the world that you judge how you're feeling by a round of applause... There's never like a car accident, people all over the ground, people running over - 'Ma'am! Ma'am! By a round of applause, how do you feel? By a round of applause - she's not clapping!
It's hard dealing with day to day disappointments and feeling like you can't find success. Especially when your best friend is Pixar.
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