In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.
If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more like other people.
Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade.
Anything on paper is obsolete!
1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.
It's funny how most activists are pacifists.
Think Tank, noun: The shower.
Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!
The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish!
The only thing that is obscene is censorship.
Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.
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