A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.
It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa.
I think that it's extraordinarily important that we in computer science keep fun in computing. When it started out, it was an awful lot of fun. Of course, the paying customers got shafted every now and then, and after a while we began to take their complaints seriously. We began to feel as if we really were responsible for the successful, error-free perfect use of these machines. I don't think we are. I think we're responsible for stretching them, setting them off in new directions, and keeping fun in the house. I hope the field of computer science never loses its sense of fun.
FORTRAN is not a flower but a weed - it is hardy, occasionally blooms, and grows in every computer.
In computing, turning the obvious into the useful is a living definition of the word "frustration".
If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.
I think it is inevitable that people program poorly. Training will not substantially help matters. We have to learn to live with it.
Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer.
When a professor insists computer science is X but not Y, have compassion for his graduate students.
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