Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend.
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
Dog - a kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship.
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman's pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared by his dog.
When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news.
Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.
If aliens are watching us through telescopes, they're going to think the dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?
Both humans and dogs love to play well into adulthood, and individuals from both species occasionally display evidence of having a conscience.
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
When you feel lousy, puppy therapy is indicated.
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
No philosophers so thoroughly comprehend us as dogs and horses.
If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.
A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog.
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.
No symphony orchestra ever played music like a two-year-old girl laughing with a puppy.
A man's soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog.
Whoever said you can't buy Happiness forgot little puppies.
You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.
I have sometimes thought of the final cause of dogs having such short lives and I am quite satisfied it is in compassion to the human race; for if we suffer so much in losing a dog after an acquaintance of ten or twelve years, what would it be if they were to live double that time?
Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
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