Don't accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange.
If men had more up top we'd need less up front
It's a man's world, and you men can have it.
There's nothing wrong with most men's egos that the kowtowing of a headwaiter can't cure.
Women have served all these centuries as looking glasses possessing the power of reflecting the figure of man at twice its natural size.
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
Macho doesn't prove mucho.
There is no such thing as a former KGB man.
The desert is a capricious lady, and sometimes she drives men crazy.
I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.
We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men and women are created equal.
If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.
Prayer is the rope that pulls God and man together. But, it doesn't pull God down to us: It pulls us up to Him.
If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?
The average man is more interested in a woman who is interested in him than he is in a woman with beautiful legs.
Few women care what a man looks like, and a good thing too.
I wonder why men get serious at all. They have this delicate, long thing hanging outside their bodies which goes up and down by its own will. If I were a man I would always be laughing at myself.
Every woman must admit, and every man with as much sense as a woman, that it's very hard to make a home for any man if he's always in it.
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.
A wise man, recognizing that the world is but an illusion, does not act as if it is real, so he escapes the suffering.
Sometimes the way to a man's heart is through his talleywacker.
A man should never neglect his family for business.
Nature, more of a stepmother than a mother in several ways, has sown a seed of evil in the hearts of mortals, especially in the more thoughtful men, which makes them dissatisfied with their own lot and envious of another s.
All wars are civil wars because all men are brothers... Each one owes infinitely more to the human race than to the particular country in which he was born.
Men are creatures with eight hands.
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