Presents? We already bought you a lot of things. Member when we were at the market and I bought you gum? You'member.
If at the cross every sin was covered, Satan's mouth is shut. He has no weapon. He can gum you but his fangs are gone.
Once you're president, you can't go anywhere without causing trouble. President Obama shows up in China, he's chewing gum, they go crazy. A big stink because the president's chewing gum. And you think, the Chinese are so easygoing about human rights. What's the problem?
Beethoven can't really be great because his picture isn't on a bubble gum card.
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