Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy!
It's like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don't know where your going to end up the next day. It could work out good or it could be disastrous. It's like the throw of the dice.
I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.
We drink [to] one another's health and spoil our own.
I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors.
Any man who eats dessert is not drinking enough.
People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.
Wine gives a man nothing... it only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost.
One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.
No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.
I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety.
If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.
Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.
I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.
Next to music beer was best.
There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.
We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.
A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches the age of 50, and a fool if he doesn't afterward.
After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were. After the second, you see things as they are not. Finally, you see things as they really are, and that is the most horrible thing in the world.
I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around.
Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.
I began to think vodka was my drink at last. It didn’t taste like anything, but it went straight down into my stomach like a sword swallowers’ sword and made me feel powerful and godlike.
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.
No nation is drunken where wine is cheap.
Remember gentleman, it's not just France we're fighting for, it's Champagne!
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