I don't drink. I don't do drugs.
I drink Champagne when I win, to celebrate...and I drink Champagne when I lose, to console myself.
I like my whisky old and my women young.
But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.
A little learning is a dangerous thing; Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring.
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.
Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
My books are like water; those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow we may diet.
Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.
Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.
Beer is made by men, wine by God.
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
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