I think we should look forward to death more than we do. Of course everybody hates to go to bed or miss anything, but dying is really the only chance we'll get to rest.
Those other 10 o'clock shows that come on, all you get from them is headaches and nightmares when you go to bed! At least we give you food, know what I mean?
Don't forget it's daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. It's like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed.
I won't get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day.
I wish I had as much in bed as I get in the newspapers.
The trip I made to Angola to study the prehistoric contents of the gravel beds as a means of deciding the age of the deposits and their economic potential was the first time prehistory had ever been used for such a purpose.
I returned to upstate NY where I just laid in bed for days with a fever that just wouldn't go away. After more of this, I grew increasingly sure that this was not simply the flu!
In the beds which the piety of the public has prepared on every side, stricken men await the verdict of fate.
It just feels like Erwin and me... even at night I don't feel I have to look pretty in bed.
The fate of the worm refutes the pretended ethical teaching of the proverb, which assumes to illustrate the advantage of early rising and does so by showing how extremely dangerous it is.
Stormy in love, stormy in interviews, breakfast in bed - that's me, love.
Once, the parental bed collapsed because all the children sat on it at once.
If they had a social gospel in the days of the prodigal son, somebody would have given him a bed and a sandwich and he never would have gone home.
My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!
I guess he wanted to see a little more sexual activity because in real life, in bed I think less is more and let the woman come to me. Frankly, I don't even need a woman there.
Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed.
When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.
To carry care to bed is to sleep with a pack on your back
Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.
I have thought of a pulley to raise me gradually; but that would give me pain, as it would counteract my natural inclination. I would have something that can dissipate the inertia and give elasticity to the muscles. We can heat the body, we can cool it; we can give it tension or relaxation; and surely it is possible to bring it into a state in which rising from bed will not be a pain.
On one occasion I shared a bed with about seven other people, but we were all having a party overnight
Mom and Dad would stay in bed on Sunday morning, but the kids would have to go to church.
To rise with the lark, and go to bed with the lamb.
That was the day my whole world went black. Air looked black. Sun looked black. I laid up in bed and stared at the black walls of my house….Took three months before I even looked out the window, see the world still there. I was surprised to see the world didn’t stop.
I could be with a woman in a bed, for weeks even, and it would seem to me like three seconds. Or 300 years.
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