For rarely are sons similar to their fathers: most are worse, and a few are better than their fathers.
Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow
The information superhighway showed the average person what some nerd thinks about Star Trek.
When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong! And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off!
Boy, those Germans have a word for everything!
For never, never, wicked man was wise.
Wine give strenght to weary men. and And wine can of their wits the wise beguile. Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile. and Let those who drink not, but austerely dine, Dry up in law; the muses smell of wine. and No poem was ever written by a drinker of water. and Bacchus opens the gate of the heart. and Might to inspire new hopes and powerful To drown the bitterness of cares.
I'm a rageaholic. I just can't live without rageahol.
A man dies still if he has done nothing, as one who has done much.
We battle on in words, as always, mere words, and what's the cure? We cannot find a thing.
The rest were vulgar deaths unknown to fame.
some things you will think of yourself,...some things God will put into your mind
Porkchops and bacon, my two favorite animals.
And woe succeeds woe.
And by the Sacred Parchment, I swear that if I reveal the secrets of The Stonecutters, may my stomach become bloated and my head be plucked of all but three hairs
Insignificant mortals, who are as leaves are, and now flourish and grow warm with life, and feed on what the ground gives, but then again fade away and are dead.
And Heaven, that every virtue bears in mind, E'en to the ashes of the just is kind.
I am so smart. I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T ... Uh, I mean S-M-A-R-T.
The internet wasn't created for mockery, it was supposed to help researchers at different universities share data sets. It was!
See now, how men lay blame upon us gods for what is after all nothing but their own folly.
I'm a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world.
So, the gods don't hand out all their gifts at once, not build and brains and flowing speech to all. One man may fail to impress us with his looks but a god can crown his words with beauty, charm, and men look on with delight when he speaks out. Never faltering, filled with winning self-control, he shines forth at assembly grounds and people gaze at him like a god when he walks through the streets. Another man may look like a deathless one on high but there's not a bit of grace to crown his words. Just like you, my fine, handsome friend.
Wine lead to folly, making even the wise to laugh immoderately, to dance, and to utter what had better have been kept silent.
It is equally offensive to speed a guest who would like to stay and to detain one who is anxious to leave.
Ah, good ol’ trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die.
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